Unexpectantly In Love
284 pages
|Published: 5 Dec 2022
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ISBN: 9781778252785
Format: Paperback
Language: English
Publisher: Library and Archives Canada
Publication date: 6 December 2022
Description
What happens when your biological clock is ticking--but you're the only one around to hear it? You head to an exclusive baby-making app, of course.
What happens when you accidentally fall in love with your baby-making app match, but he's currently--unavailable? A lot.
This steamy, hilarious, romantic comedy is about two people searching for a forever family--while they trip over misunderstandings, way too many foster pets, headless statues, and nosy neighbors.
Sloane
Pitter Patter 4U dot com
Yep, you read that right. It’s the premier sight for finding a match in no-strings attached baby-making, and it’s my best chance at becoming a mother.
Filling out the form is proving to be more difficult than I expected.
Height, hair color—those are easy to answer.
But when it
“When choosing a method of conception with the potential father of my baby, I would be open ”
☑️Artificial insemination
☑️In-vitro
❌Natural
Natural? With someone I don’t even know? No thanks.
Dominic
The last thing in the world I thought I’d be doing on my 40th birthday is filling out a match form on pitter patter 4U dot com.
Time is ticking away and let’s face it—I’m not getting any younger.
I’ve had more women than I can count, but every last one of them would take me—and my family—for everything we’ve got. Well, half of everything we’ve got.
This solution will potentially kill two birds with one stone, so to speak.
Methods of conception? Naturally? I checked that off along with the others.
It’s a means to an end, after all.
Besides, it’s nothing a few stiff drinks—and a stiff...wouldn’t cure.
What happens when you accidentally fall in love with your baby-making app match, but he's currently--unavailable? A lot.
This steamy, hilarious, romantic comedy is about two people searching for a forever family--while they trip over misunderstandings, way too many foster pets, headless statues, and nosy neighbors.
Sloane
Pitter Patter 4U dot com
Yep, you read that right. It’s the premier sight for finding a match in no-strings attached baby-making, and it’s my best chance at becoming a mother.
Filling out the form is proving to be more difficult than I expected.
Height, hair color—those are easy to answer.
But when it
“When choosing a method of conception with the potential father of my baby, I would be open ”
☑️Artificial insemination
☑️In-vitro
❌Natural
Natural? With someone I don’t even know? No thanks.
Dominic
The last thing in the world I thought I’d be doing on my 40th birthday is filling out a match form on pitter patter 4U dot com.
Time is ticking away and let’s face it—I’m not getting any younger.
I’ve had more women than I can count, but every last one of them would take me—and my family—for everything we’ve got. Well, half of everything we’ve got.
This solution will potentially kill two birds with one stone, so to speak.
Methods of conception? Naturally? I checked that off along with the others.
It’s a means to an end, after all.
Besides, it’s nothing a few stiff drinks—and a stiff...wouldn’t cure.