Battle & Brawl
Pages: 204
|Published: 7 Feb 2020
Description
There are worse things than a bad hair day. . . like having a crown taken right off your perfectly styled head.
I'm Brandee Jean, and I managed to win the biggest crown of all. I was an Amazon Princess and Queen of the Gods.
For like, two seconds.
Now, though, Zeus is back from the dead and everything I went through to win was for nothing.
Well. . . almost nothing. I got a hot British boyfriend who is half fae out of it, even if he does correct my grammar, like, constantly. He's not a big fan of my Mama, either. But I don't know if that's because she's kind of trashy, or it's because she's a zombie.
It's nice to have Mama cheering me on again, even if she is undead. Cause everywhere I turn there's a fight. I've got to get my crown back by competing against my boyfriend and my best friend, convince Mama her Hades hookup is just another in a long string of bad boyfriends, and stop the humans and paranormals from destroying each other.
But first. . . a hot oil treatment for my hair. Cause there's no way I'm saving the world with split ends.
I'm Brandee Jean, and I managed to win the biggest crown of all. I was an Amazon Princess and Queen of the Gods.
For like, two seconds.
Now, though, Zeus is back from the dead and everything I went through to win was for nothing.
Well. . . almost nothing. I got a hot British boyfriend who is half fae out of it, even if he does correct my grammar, like, constantly. He's not a big fan of my Mama, either. But I don't know if that's because she's kind of trashy, or it's because she's a zombie.
It's nice to have Mama cheering me on again, even if she is undead. Cause everywhere I turn there's a fight. I've got to get my crown back by competing against my boyfriend and my best friend, convince Mama her Hades hookup is just another in a long string of bad boyfriends, and stop the humans and paranormals from destroying each other.
But first. . . a hot oil treatment for my hair. Cause there's no way I'm saving the world with split ends.
