Twelve's Drummer Dying

Rock Star Becomes Reindeer Roadkill Visions of sensational headlines, not sugarplums, dance in LA Informer columnist Tina Bender’s head this holiday season. When the drummer for ’80s hair-metal band Twelve falls from the top of a holiday parade float and gets trampled to death by eight not-so-tiny reindeer, Tina scoops the story of the year! But was the fall an accident or something more sinister? Was the drummer’s jilted lover involved, or his newly discovered son? And what does the snowman have to do with it? Crack tabloid reporter Tina’s on the case—determined to find out who’s been naughty and who’s been downright lethal.