Name: Martians Don't Take Temperatures
Author: Debbie Dadey

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Debbie Dadey

Marcia Thornton Jones

The Bailey School kids are suspicious of the new school nurse whose bright green bandages seem to have an instant curing effect. She arrived in a sudden dust storm looking kind of green--could she be a Martian?

Martians Don't Take Temperatures

Skeletons Don't Play Tubas

Werewolves Don't Run For President

Vampires Don't Wear Polka Dots

Werewolves Don't Go to Summer Camp

Angels Don't Know Karate

Ghosts Don't Eat Potato Chips

Leprechauns Don't Play Basketball

Santa Claus Doesn't Mop Floors

Frankenstein Doesn't Plant Petunias

Aliens Don't Wear Braces

Genies Don't Ride Bicycles

Marcia T. Jones

Pirates Don't Wear Pink Sunglasses

Witches Don't Do Backflips

Cupid Doesn't Flip Hamburgers

Gremlins Don't Chew Bubble Gum

Monsters Don't Scuba Dive

Zombies Don't Play Soccer

Dracula Doesn't Drink Lemonade

Elves Don't Wear Hard Hats

Gargoyles Don't Drive School Buses

Wizards Don't Need Computers

Mummies Don't Coach Softball

Cyclops Doesn't Roller-Skate

Dragons Don't Cook Pizza

Bigfoot Doesn't Square Dance

Mermaids Don't Run Track

Bogeymen Don't Play Football

Unicorns Don't Give Sleigh Rides

Knights Don't Teach Piano

Hercules Doesn't Pull Teeth

Ghouls Don't Scoop Ice Cream

Phantoms Don't Drive Sports Cars

Giants Don't Go Snowboarding

Frankenstein Doesn't Slam Hockey Pucks

Trolls Don't Ride Roller Coasters

Wolfmen Don't Hula Dance

Goblins Don't Play Video Games

Ninjas Don't Bake Pumpkin Pies

Dracula Doesn't Rock N' Roll

Sea Monsters Don't Ride Motorcycles

The Bride of Frankenstein Doesn't Bake Cookies

Robots Don't Catch Chicken Pox

Vikings Don't Wear Wrestling Belts

Ghosts Don't Ride Wild Horses

Wizards Don't Wear Graduation Gowns

Sea Serpents Don't Juggle Water Balloons

Frankenstein Doesn't Start Food Fights

Dracula Doesn't Play Kickball

The Abominable Snowman Doesn't Roast Marshmallows

Dragons Don't Throw Snowballs

Vampire Trouble

Kilmer's Pet Monster

Double Trouble Monsters

Vampire Baby

Snow Monster Mystery

Happy Boo Day

Puppy Trouble

Top Dog

Ghost Dog

Snow Day

Sticks and Stones and Doggie Bones

Buried Treasure

Blue-Ribbon Blues

Santa Dog

Tattle Tails

Puppies on Parade

Ghost Class

Ghostville Elementary #2: Ghost Game

New Ghoul in School

Ghostville Elementary #4

Stage Fright

Hide-and-Spook

Ghosts Be Gone! (Ghostville Elementary

Beware Of The Blabbermouth!

Class Trip to the Haunted House

The Treasure Haunt

Guys and Ghouls

A Very Haunted Holiday

Red, White, and Boo!

No Haunting Zone

Trouble at Trident Academy

Battle of the Best Friends

A Whale of a Tale

Danger in the Deep Blue Sea

The Lost Princess

The Secret Sea Horse

Dream of the Blue Turtle

Treasure in Trident City

A Royal Tea

A Tale of Two Sisters

The Polar Bear Express

Wish upon a Starfish

The Crook and the Crown

Twist and Shout

Books vs. Looks

Flower Girl Dreams

Ready, Set, Goal!

Fairy Chase

The Narwhal Problem

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