Fake It Real Good

My younger brother hates me… he’s getting married.And of course, my mother is going to have a field day with me still being a bachelor.But love is for the birds. I don’t have time for that madness.So, a fake date from an agency will work in a pinch.Hope this poor damsel in distress is up for having to meet my wretched family.If she survives, I’ll have to give her a bonus. Or hire her for my lonelier nights.Much to my surprise, she’s not at all what I thought she would be.Curvy, bold, hilarious – everything I want in my life.This isn’t good.Why in the world would a woman like her sell her time to a man like me?Surely there’s more to her story than meets the eyes.Not my problem. I just need one thing from the delicious beauty.Fake it real good, baby. Fake it good.