Big Package

ParisDear Santa,I’ve been a very naughty girl…California born and bred, I only came to North Pole, Indiana to spruce up and sell the kitschy shop I inherited. But then I met Joe the handyman and all of his country boy muscles and I just can’t help myself. He doesn’t do casual sex – but I refuse to leave this town without seeing his big package and spreading a little holiday cheer of the sexy variety.JoeDear Santa,I’ve been a very good man…I’m an upstanding guy, working hard and helping to raise my nephew. But I can’t resist the hot brunette from L.A. and before I can say 'going down the chimney' she’s got me throwing over all my rules and jumping into her bed.Now all I want for Christmas is every night in Paris...