Elias Zapple's Rhymes from the Cabbage Patch
Published: 8 May 2014
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Format: Ebook
Language: English
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CLASSIC NURSERY RHYMES TOLD IN THE ZAPPLE WAY!
Cinderella, Goldilocks and the Three Bears, Little Red Riding Hood, Three Killer Mice, The Three Little Pigs, Humpty Dumpty & Jack and Jill!
NEW RHYMES!
Rhymes about a killer slug, a genius slug, a murdered slug, how best to eat a slug and much, much more including a rhyme about a sarcastic dog!
Inside this book you will find,Funny nonsense from my mind.Zany rhymes and slimy tales,Creepy crawlies leaving bloody trails.And a clever slug that shocks,Tales about Cinders and Goldilocks.Cabbages, slugs and Elias Zapple,What rhymes with Zapple apart from apple?Fun and craziness! (You'll have a good time),There's even some that do not rhyme!Read the book, there's so much more,Or my slugs and I will go to war!